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talk to me about sharks

officialunitedstates:

Insects actually have no importance of any kind in food webs and all that.  If there were no insects on earth we would all be better off and there would be no repercussions whatsoever.  want more proof? mars doesn’t have insects and it is doing fine.  it’s red but it’s fine

officialunitedstates:

me when I see a train:  look there’s a train

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

put-that-in-barry:

I have never in my life seen this image photoshopped as the guy wanted it

gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12

gorlt:

koala-0nesie:

this one got me

she’s 12

officialunitedstates:

the great thing about the united states is the fact that theres no official language so if you go into any federal building like the dmv and demand to speak with someone in latin they have to oblige or everyone in the building will be sent to jail

officialunitedstates:

gallon of milk: $3.645
loaf of bread: $1.413
something without a price:  priceless

officialunitedstates:

you guys ever just get a loaf of bread and go out and feed some birds

A message from Anonymous
Wow, look at you. A teen aged girl who has access to the internet. You are such a bad ass and sooo much smarter than everyone, so it's okay to disrespect all the people you want.

officialunitedstates:

firstable i am 11 so not a teenager yet!!  and i am using wifi not the internet xD

thesecretworldofarrietty:

i met Miley Cyrus two weeks ago or something and she refused to sign my Hannah Montana CD

she told me it wasn’t funny 

weavemunchers:

if you hold an empty gatorade bottle up to your ear you can hear the sports

arssolum:

arssolum:

i entered the friendzone but all I found were enemies

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fuck you charmin i didnt ask

princeofhopefulness:

deodrant:

*tries to talk*

*gets ignored*

“you should talk more!”

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

aobunz:

lcarkatvantas:

saradaktal:

U just want. Taco!

i think your dad might be going through his scene phase

its not a phase its who he is

sangorox:

when a fandom you’re not in gets an update you don’t care about

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